Fan Mails – 10/25/05
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aubrey says: Are you siging in the song she blocked me if so your really good and wow you have lots of talet ok well bye
Melody says: Wow. I’ve never heard such great stuff. I especially like that, “Five for One” song. Are you working on any other parodies? If so, of what songs? I’d love to see some more of your work.
Sarah says: Hi My name is Sarah.. ..I love your site/Music, and you are so HOT!!
josh says: i love the *she blocked me* song its better than the she hates me by puddle of mud
Ebony the Peacian says: Hey Bob! I love your songs. We need more hilarious bands like you guys. Your music makes me crack up every time I hear it. Thanks for starting this band and this website. I truly have faith you will be famous someday. No doubt about it. 
Brandi says: Hi Bob, I love your music and you don’t look bad your self! Could I have the last 4 digits of your number?
Yohan says: Hey Bob i live in the uk and i love ur music there so funny
Luke says: Hiya, a couple of things to say. Number one, I only just heard about you today and already i’m loving your songs!!
Also, from reading all the previous “ask Bob a question” you get alot of people asking to come over to the U.K. (where i am now)… Do you think its possible to come over if i requested you everyday on the radio??
javi says: ok i want u to be able to come to concert in my town tampa florida or the area so i just call in a radio station and they do the rest? ur music is the best i now like u more then weird al lol ppl who dont like parodys should ignor them and stop posting crap on ur site but its funny reading ur reply on them! lol and i personaly think ur hilarious just by reading ur ask bobs.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ON UR NEW ALBUM !!!
Jacob says: I know you probably get asked this alot Bob but how do you do it?!?!?!?!? All your music is awsome! Its really cool! But how do you do it?
Hey, I love your music, it’s great and gives me a few laughs from time
to time 
Just wondering, if (more like when) you get a record deal,
do you think your music will still be avalible to stream free on the
website?
nicole says: can u make a new song please can they are really good thank you?
Karlie says: Hey Bob! Will you ever come to st.catherines ont? I love your music and ur songs always make me laugh. So i was wondering if you could come to st.catherines for a small concert (st,catherines is in canada, if u dont know) okay.. take care 
Nate the Gate says: First of all I would like to say that u rock and are hilarious! I listen to your music online a lot, but I’m tired of doing that, so I started looking for your CD. I cannot find your CD’s anywhere. My parents don’t let me order stuff online, so do you know where I could find your CDs?
Jeff says: Hey Bob, this is more of a comment rather than a question. I just wanna say that i really enjoy your music (lol, as if you didn’t have enough people tellin you that…) but I guess I wanna throw myself in the pile. I love comedy myself and its hard for me to say something without throwin a joke in, and I think the songs you have are the funniest I’ve ever heard. So that’s that….*light hits* Well, I guess I could ask you something…do you plan on coming to Los Angeles anytime soon?
lunty says: i love ur music specy international love song s it is puddle of mudd i fink p.o.m r gr8 do u like em 2??????
sim says: hello bob.. i loved your musik!! its so DAMN funny.. why cant i download it so i can here it all the time!! plzz send me mrs. claus and she blocked me!! i loved thos songs!!
Rose says: Hey! I love your music. I’m just wondering if you will have any records out some time soon. I’d buy one!
the girl u wanna throw off a mountain! says: How come your music is sooooo cool!!!? U r a sexy beast!i just wanna f**k u till u die!!! Will u let me? pleeeeease!!! I luv ur songs soooo much too! My friend luvs you too, do u want a threesome?
Caro says: HEY!!! i love your music and i was wandering how you got the idea for “she fricken blocked me”?
sumone says: hi bob love ya music its well i played ’she frekin blocked’ thousands of times
Jenah says: gawd, ur band’s awsome!!!!! i LOVE the songs i’ve heard so far! i was cracking up sooo much when i heard the ‘Mrs. Claus’ one, that my parents had to ask if had too much sugar er sumptin! my favorites are, ‘She Frik’in Blocked Me,’ ‘Mrs. Claus’ (obviously,) ‘ Whiny, Slimy, Creepy,’ and ’It Could Happen To U2′ they’re so unique! i mean, how’dja guys come out with these songs?! they’re FRIGG’N AWSOME, though! if ya guys come to houston…or, pearland; (a town close to houston),please drop a line! (or at least a shout-out…) lol
westside_bitch says: holy f*ck, u sang that? u hav a good voice:P, lmffo, are you single?:D 
lmffo
shantell says: hey sexy, ur music rox my sox:P!!
*will u marry me?*
mim says: U R FRICKIN GREAT!!!ALL MA M8Z LUV U AND WERE STARTING OUR OWN BAND YOUR WKD!!!!(NOT DA DRINK!) WICKED*
Elliot says: Me and my friend were wondering how do you make your own cartoon? On microsoft paint?And we think your music is Great! it’s really funny!
trevor says: how whould one get in touch with you because i want to thank you i use to hate music and mostly everything until i heard you i owe you a ton how do you think of songs like that?
Matt says: Well, I love the song she blocked me, and I was wondering, if it’s possible to get the properties of the song so I can put on my Myspace, if it’s possible of course
Aubree says: Okay, this isn’t a question but…. You’re name…. It’s so simpistic and sexy!
lee says: hey, man ur great, btw thank albionblacksheep.com and samb because they led me 2 you, oh btw im an australian Come down under, neways hopefully ull get a massive break, and ull be bigger than weird al dun de dun!
Mark Donoghue says: Dear Bob
I really like your songs Mrs.Claus and Dr.Phil and was wondering if you could send me an autographed photo of yourself and do you think you could inscribe it to Mark.
akazbz says: OMFG! When r u planning to release a new song?? I can’t wait they r cool!
Justin Swinehart…a HUGE fan. says: where do u come up with the ideas for ure songs. they are the best. i found ure site while i was at stupidness.com listening to parodies and i saw mrs. claus. i listened to it and it was so funny i had to tell all my friends how to find it. i clicked on the link to go to ure site and was entered into a parody parodise! i love ure music man. its the greatest. get back to me on this. P.S. my favorite song of ures is mrs. clause even to this day. thanx 4 the laughs!!!!
Blake says: do u actually write these emails to everyone?……..but anyway how do u make these heaps good songs? i havn’t heard one bad song!!!
Adam, Dylan Lowe and Kenneth Charters says: Will you please dedicate a song to us? We think your songs are genius and your ryhming is class!! Keep up the good work and could you please give us a shout-out on your website, please? You Rock!!!
Eric says: Hey Bob, is Carla single? and if so is she by chance attracted to short slightly off midwestern guys? If she is would u give her my email? And um…Oh yeah,you’re music rules too!
Donna says: Why aren’t your songs no longer shown at your site? I was deeply disappointed. I miss hearing them…. *wipes tear from cheek* Pwease put them bak.Pwease.
ROBYN says: hi how old r u and i love ur songs
Tyler says: hey bob i wanted to ask you how you think of lyrics 4 your songs cause there really good my favorite is she blocked me im a big fan well hope you wright back smell ya later
Tyler says: LOL OMG haha im listing to ms clause wow this is some good crap-i mean stuff lol im only kidding
Tim says: i like your music but i think its cool talking 2 someone famous. (just wanted 2 say sumit
mike mcmenamin says: me and my girlfriend are your biggest fans we have reccomended you on every radio station we know
Tyler says: Hey bob its me Tyler i just wanted to say to things 1st i love your songs in fact im gonna buy the not a christmas album cd. The second thing is is i was wondering if u could put lyrics 4 all ur songs i mean hey you godda love that Dr.Phil song
Charlotte Ball says: When will you be doing a gig in England? I would really like to see you live so please say if you are doing one! Thanks!
Jessica Heimann says: Bob, I’ve talked to you on AIM before my fiacee’s mom has an autographed CD from you and WE LOVE YA!
Blake says: Hey bob!! your awsome, u hav a really creative mind, im trying to do the same thing aswell but of coarse im not as good as u of making up songs….would u make ur lyrics up then choose the song to fit it or would u choose a song then try to put different lyrics in??? cuz i find wat u do is really hard and u make it look so easy, im like ur biggest fan, u rock and dont stop using that creaticve mind
Mia says: Hey Bob! I’ve been listening to your music for forever and I love it. You even inspire me to make up my own parodies (Cellulite instead of 3 Door’s Down’s Kryptonite! If you want the lyrics let me know because I’ll never finish writing it or sing it) Anyway, I’m from Jordan and that sort of makes you an international internet star, if your fanbase extends all the way to the Middle East. So my question is… Will you brag to your friends that you have adoring fans in Jordan? Your rock, can’t wait till you get a record deal
hope says: hi Bob is it hard to play guitar? Were you scared you’re 1st preformence? i love you’re song She Blocked Me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phildalf says: I have been around in my time and heard a few great bands but this one is great so i thought since i have the chance i would ask you HOW IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY FOAMY CAN I GET MY BAND GOIN!!!!
Anthony says: recently I got the alert email from numberonemsuic.com to give a listen to your stuff and I must confess your music draws me in immediately with the mood. The lyrics are very engaging as well, delivered with skillful vocals. I also have a big appreciation for the dynamics going on here. Very admirable. Good production too. I’m lost in your music, I’m away to listen to it for the 4th time! Thank you for the best songs i\’ve heard on number one music for ages.
Kallan says: I love your song “she blocked me” on albinoblacksheep.com.It’s so cool.I don’t think anybody could be that smart on the computer except well,me.But you must be good on the comp to think of all that
StonedLogic says: Hey Bob, Your music is awesome. But Im sure you get that alot.
Lilly says: Yo! You’re an awesome artist! I recently found your site and have showed all my friends. We all think you’re awesome, and *hopefully* I might be able to buy your CD for my birthday! Rock on dude!
Mattie Mills says: hey this isn’t really a Q. but i love your video She Blocked Me omfg its so true what happens. good luck on more videos!!!!
KC J says: Dear bob…are you single? how old are you? can i rape you? does your mother like when you sing? can i rape you? i wanna be your stalker is that okay? can I rape you? AWNSER ME CAN I RAPE YOU????????
Becka says: I just wonder why you don’t put “Five for one” on sum of the record sites that you are using.. i just love your songs, and can’t find your records in any cd store.. so I can only listen to you through internet.. and now I can’t listen to my fave song.. :/
jenny says: Hey I love your songs!!!!! their awesome!!!!and funny*.* Hey where could i buy your CD???? You have the best songs ever!!! i love them sooooo much0.0
Animator_Kid says: Hey, Mrs. Claus is great. I like making parodies too!
Reagan Hart says: Hey Bob big fan of she blocked me thats sum good stuff mate.
AC says: i was just wondering how the heck you come up with these lyrics? I think they are freaking hilarious. Reminds me of some songs my friend burned on a CD for me. They are like “barbara ann” except its like “bomb iraq” its hilarious, rather mean spirited, but still funny. Her bro is in the military,a nd her sis is dating a marine. I think that the songs rock out. I was just wondering how you get the inspiration for these songs? honestly, they seem so out of the bleu, that i cant beleive anyoen can come up with it. Kinda just wondering. LOL
Gavin from UK says: Hi there bob! Absolutely love your stuff. Five for one is soo clever, and makes me laugh because ive done stuff like that before myself on Sound Recorder (obviously more lo-tech than you) Just thought id say im not the kind of person that buys CDs every week (or month!) but im going to order yours from the website. Any plans to visit UK yet?
Lily says: Hi Bob! I love you! I especially love “She Freakin’ Blocked Me”. How did you come up with the song?
Levi Ippolito says: Sup Bob I recently became a fan a few months ago after I heared “She Freakin Bl
oced Me” now I love ur music especially “My Girlfriends Back”
Jennifer says: Hey!!! I love She blocked me!!! I see it has a lot of comments!!!If its not to much to ask, How much does an adagraphed cd cost from you? I would love to have one!!!
sara says: hello, bob, i barely discovered your site tonight and i think it rocks xD its really funny. keep up the great work so we can laugh every day ^^
Jared says: Hey Bob I love your songs do you think you can write one about me plzz?
Ashlee says: Hey bob just wonderin I live in NY if u have any tours goin through wanna come f*** me?
Benj says: hi. i love she blocked me. you are a genius! where are you from?
<Anonymous… or not.> Enate Kimachi says: Hello. I’m a fan of yours, and I was hoping you could tell me (And my brother, who is hiding somewhere in my room) how you come up with your crazy (good crazy. I love your songs) songs and lyrics…?
ryan says: bob your the best i love singing to ur songs and i’m a bakground singer in my friends band but how do u make so god music??!?!????!
James “<-JJ->” Maloney says: Been a big fan of your “she frickin blocked me” song for a while and then noticed your site so i thought id ask “what gave you teh inspirations and ideas for this song?”
December 9th, 2005 at 6:43 pm
Hey, dude you songs are allsome. Hope you make more great songs.
May the Space cows be With you?
January 30th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
hi im 8 can you hind me misic someweyer but not xaga or myspase plz man im only 8 man im bard plz man i bage you man i need misic plz man if you do it i will saye lol or yay or yipy!!! (..).
January 30th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
hi im 8 can you hind me misic someweyer but not xaga or myspase plz man im only 8 man im geting werd you kno im reallllllllllly bard and yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy plz man i bage you i need misic plz man if you do it i will saye lol or yay or yipy!!! (..).